*Airlines Introduce New "Land on a Runway" Fee*
In a controversial move, airlines have introduced a new surcharge called the *"Land on a Runway"* fee. This fee is aimed at passengers who opt out of paying for *"Runway Assurance"*, an optional add-on that promises a safe and secure landing on a designated runway.
*What is the "Runway Assurance" Fee?*
The "Runway Assurance" surcharge guarantees that passengers will land on a traditional airport runway during their flight. Passengers who choose to skip this fee, however, may find themselves in a much more unconventional landing situation.
*Where Might Passengers End Up?*
For those who refuse to pay the "Runway Assurance" fee, the potential landing spots include:
- *A cornfield*: A soft but bumpy landing in the rural parts of the country.
- *A freeway*: An unorthodox choice, potentially causing serious delays for commuters.
- *The ocean*: In extreme cases, flights may be diverted into the water, where a *flotation device* will be provided for a nominal fee.
While these alternative landing spots may sound alarming, airlines have clarified that the decision to refuse the "Runway Assurance" fee is entirely voluntary. However, passengers will be fully responsible for any inconvenience or discomfort caused by an off-runway landing.